May 1, 2012

Foffdaughter: Nothing

 Attending the Rolex Kentucky 3 Day Event is an annual highlight for me, as I am sure it is for numerous other two-leggers.  Aside from the overwhelming excitement of seeing horses (ohmigawash!), what possible reason could justify attending each year?  There are situations that I willingly expose myself to by attending Rolex, despite the fact that every non-Rolex day of the year, I ensure those same situations will never make it to my radar screen.
 Do I enjoy the inevitable sunburn which represents the value of foresight?  No.
Could it be the jolting shuffle of the morbidly obese woman plucking denim shorts out of her depths while chewing an entire hot dog, and struggling to get the straw into her gaping maw so that she can guzzle Coca-Cola?  (It's a jumbo-mega-massive diet Coke though!)  Hilarious and disgusting, but nope.  
Is it Nigel, the imported British announcer, reminding the spectators that they are responsible for making sure that: "your children are on leashes and your dogs are well behaved"?  Well, a little bit, yeah. 
 Rolex is a great place to take pictures.  Lots of pictures.  So many pictures that they are still not done being edited by the next Rolex!  ALL the pictures!
I have 121 pictures from Rolex 2012.  
I took 837 pictures.  Technology ate 716 of them.

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